Dear Gaga,

I sent a Dear John letter to an elderly man yesterday. I never, in my wildest imagination, EVER thought I would have an old married man thinking of me as anything other than a student, a friend, a whippersnapper, or perhaps a surrogate granddaughter. I never thought that the age old rule that says men and women can never be just friends would apply in a scenario involving a 50 year age difference and a spouse.  Who can we young beauties trust, if even the septuagenarians are out to get us?

~ Karma