Gaga,

Thank you for being the voice for those who cannot be heard. Don't Ask Don't Tell is an abomination.  I hope we do not have to wait until our generation takes power over the government to repeal such a hateful, hurtful aberration from the constitution.

Faithfully,

Karma

Dear Gaga,

I sent a Dear John letter to an elderly man yesterday. I never, in my wildest imagination, EVER thought I would have an old married man thinking of me as anything other than a student, a friend, a whippersnapper, or perhaps a surrogate granddaughter. I never thought that the age old rule that says men and women can never be just friends would apply in a scenario involving a 50 year age difference and a spouse.  Who can we young beauties trust, if even the septuagenarians are out to get us?

~ Karma

Dear Gaga,

I went to the Sunset Strip Music Festival last weekend. Saw your friends, The Semi-Precious Weapons. They were super awesome, of course. Jason kindly cooled the crowd with champagne. He tried to crowd surf, but he is rather tall and I think he may have landed on the ground somewhere. He is a brave one.

~ Karma